Ted

When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

Ted and John's plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.

Ted's Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.

Matty's unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity.

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.

Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.

A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons and Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.

Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.

When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.

After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.